Lotus of a Thousand Petals: Sahasrara Chakra and the Kundalini Crown

What’s up to my bliss surfing bandicoots and ululating uakaris! 

Welcome back to Barbarian Noetics and thank you for tuning in! To my patrons, y’all are the arcane symbology in my alchemy tome and the lotus of bliss above my head, thank you! 

Hang onto your butts (and the top of of your dome), because I’ve got a tasty sizzling platter of metaphysical munchies for ya this week, chock full of zany audio morsels with plenty of delicately seasoned gourd-blowing kundalini bliss veggies on the side. 

This week we’re talking about the Crown Chakra, or Sahasrasa Chakra, or the Lotus of a Thousand Petals (I like Lotus of a Thousand Petals). Otherwise known as the portal of energy and white-purple ecstasy light that sits atop your head and radiates outward into the Universe, connecting your own discrete energy centers with the infinitely renewing energy centers of the cosmos.

In the words of Pandit Vamadeva Shastri:
“The thousand-petal lotus of the head or the crown chakra is the highest of the seven chakras. It contains the powers of all the chakras below it, which can be viewed as different aspects or facets of its energy. From the standpoint of modern science we can call this chakra of the head as the “inner brain” or “spiritual brain,” the essence of intelligence, which is reflected in a limited manner in the outer workings of the physical brain.”

In other words, sit your nexus of potential energy down in half lotus and get ready for blast off, because we be riding the kundalini snake of connective and restorative cosmic bliss this week. 

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TRACKLIST FOR THIS EPISODE 

Infraction – Cheesy Fitness Background Music
Saturday Night Live Theme from 1989
Dykotomi – Corvid Crunk
Soulection #533: Rich Medina Takeover
Chillhop 2021 Year Mix
Wanda Robinson – A Possibility Back Home
Sylver Fosters – Misdemeanor
Random Rab – Lace
Viva Leon – Jodida

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