Incans Whoop the First Conquistadors: Alt Timeline Vignette #1

What’s up to my winsome warriors and resplendent rebels! This is the first installment of what will be a series of BNP original Alternate Timeline Vignettes.

As Quantum physics keeps demonstrating, we live in a fantastically mysterious Universe. These vignettes roll with the theory that all possible realities exist somewhere out there in the Rabbit Holes of Space and Time. Thus, I will be periodically creating original histories describing said alternate timelines. Some, like this one, will be grounded in history but will spin off from there. Others will be concocted from whole cloth.

In this inaugural chapter, a dim-witted but well-meaning podcaster travels back in time to the year 1501 and equips a cross section of leaders from across the Old Incan empire with visions of what is to come, as well as specimens of classic 21st century rifles, giving them 25 years to emulate the technology and prepare militarily and psychologically for Pizarro’s first expedition of two ships and 160 Spanish conquistadors to arrive off the coast of Peru.

The shuffling of events that ensues in 1526 causes a completely different timeline to unfurl on the planet, which is known in the Alt Realm as Saltwater Spaceship Earth. Jump in the time machine and enjoy the ride! And bring a couple infused blunts if you would.

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TRACKLIST FOR THIS VIGNETTE
Janax Pacha – Into My Nature (Live Set in the Jungle) *BNP Fair Use: Commentary
Yuval Noah Harari to the World Economic Forum – We Can Hack Humans
Mindrae – Fragments (Full Ep)
The 5th Dimension – Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In *BNP Fair Use Edit: Slowed, Phased & Verbed
Polo y Los Apson – Anoche Me Enamore

LINKS:
Manco Inca, the Rebel Emperor who gave the Spaniards all they could handle in a protracted guerrilla campaign. It never gets talked about: https://www.thoughtco.com/manco-incas-rebellion-1535-2136544

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