Visualize Utopia #2: Clean Oceans

What’s up to my savage servils and feisty flowerpeckers! 

Welcome back to another sizzling portion of that weekly BNP stir-fry of top shelf content, plus savory herbs and spices. Always made with coconut oil y’all. To keep it smooth. You know. 

This episode is installment #2 in the BNP series Visualize Utopia. In this ep we dive into a topic that’s near and dear to my heart and essential for the health of the planet and its occupants, including mammalian occupants like us. 

So, come with me on a journey where we visualize Utopia by imagining crystal clear oceans. Oceans that have been scrubbed of all manmade pollutants. Oceans you could jump in anywhere. Anytime and not have to worry about chemicals or other contaminants. Oceans completely free of micro plastic, where turtles and whales can frolic and feed without any pieces of plastic ending up caught in their mouth, fins or stomachs. 

Imagine such a world!! Utopian Oceana…. ahhhhhh…. makes me vibey and blissed just to type about it.  So…  grab your surfboard or your schooner and jump into a creative visualization of a world we’d all love to inhabit, including and especially our cetacean and fish friends, who would not have to worry about blasting air gun arrays that eff up their navigation systems any more. 

Close your eyes… and dive in. 

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One Love,

Conan 

Black Magic Friday Binding Spell Recipe

Ingredients:

Cardboard (cut into shape of coca cola bottle- for this you will likely need scissors)
Black Yarn
White Yarn
Black Marker
Blue candle – tea light is best
Lighter
(If not tea light then snuff flame after spell, don’t blow it out! Take some hardened blue wax and wrap in white yarn, place wrapped wax in glass of water and leave by your bed- this will gift you dreams of the ocean)

Words:

I bind your neck
I bind your chin
I bind your bottles
Out the ocean!!

Bound by Us
Bound by Me  
We bind your plastics 
Stay Out of the Sea!!

I bind your sales
I bind your clutter
I bind your products 
Away from all water!!

Optional: Caw Caw Caw 

Links to Sources:

Who Thinks Crude Oil Is Delicious?

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